The Pilot - Funny Jokes

I would like to share some funny jokes which were e-mailed to me earlier this day. By sharing you this jokes, i hope this post can put a smile on your filthy weak swollen face. Ouch!! Well, it ressembles my main character. Huhu.. Enjoy.

Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks,'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!'.
Wife replies,'No, it means With Idiot For Ever!!!'

Importance of a period (menses)
Teacher : 'Do you know the importance of period?'
Kid : 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed once, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away'

Confident vs Confidential
A young boy asks his dad,'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says,'You are my son, Im confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'.

Anger & Stress management.
Husband : 'When i get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'.
Wife : 'I clean the toilet'
Husband : 'How does that help?'
Wife : 'I use your toothbrush'


QaLiX :D